Vision has penis?

Ah, a timeless question.

He has sex. Vision and all of his other love interests (that last more than a few issues) have had sex.

Since Vision has been through a few different bodies, it’s hard to say. He is male identifying and is sexual; he has the capacity to create for himself a different body if he feels the one he has does not suit his image of himself. So the answer is “likely yes, but even if he doesn’t he still is sexual and has sex and his love interests are okay with that”.

If you mean MCU Vision, he was not born with one, but if he can give himself hair and make a perfect replica of a wool coat out of his own skin he can have as many dicks as he likes.

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The Vision & the Scarlet Witch v. 1 #1

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Celestial Quest #3

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Vision v. 2 #3

scarletheartvision:

I’ve been talking a lot with my boyfriend about Infinity War, Avengers 4 and the future of MCU. My biggest worry is Vision, of course. He is my favorite character and it is in front line of Thanos. So I’m going to prepare my heart for his death, because of the stone and the fact he is not a main character.
But I still have hope. So tell me if I’m crazy or not.

The Vision’s death is too predictable.

Everyone that knows a little about it or paid attention to Marvel films, knows that Thanos wants the stones and Vision has one. People will go to the movies waiting his death, thinking he ir already dead. I’m saying this based in my interaction in facebook groups. It is pratically unanimous, they do believe Vision will die. 

Joe Russo practically confessed that it will have some death. But I do not think it will be Vision’s death. Because is too predictable. The public know that he is the most probably to die, so why they are going to do something people are waiting for? To kill who we think will die is to give more of the same

Infinity War comes to change our perspective of heroes movies, to surprise us, to be unique and different. So yes, I think they will take another route and kill somebody else, because kill Vision is to follow the comfort zone. And I don’t believe this is what Marvel is looking for

I believe that Clint and Nebula are going to die in this first movie. Because Marvel will not escape of a death. But I don’t know, I have no idea about what to expect from this movie. I just hope my favorite character can live and find his happiness after the war. (and make some twins)

I’ve had the same thought. It’s an idea that’s kind of hard to justify to myself because I know I really want him to live so the bias is there… but I can’t help but feel that’s a valid point.

The Russos have mentioned wanting to walk the line between giving fans the moments they’re expecting and excited for while not being predictable.

I don’t think I know of a single theory more prevalent than “Vision dies”, yet that moment isn’t exactly something that fans want (except the bloodthirsty ones that want to see Thanos pulp everyone).

The Russos included Crossbones for misdirection to fans who thought that would mean Cap dies (since Crossbones killed him in the comics CW event), yet refused to kill anyone off in Civil War because they wanted the stakes to lie elsewhere. They know exactly what fans are thinking and they’ve shown they don’t want to play directly into the fan theories.

And if I can sort of toss my pet theory out there–I suspect if they both live, Wanda and Vision will become too powerful to stay in the MCU proper and I’ve always felt it’s a total cop-out (if an understandable one) to depower characters after major events to use them again. A good middle ground might be (with some considerable tweaks) for Vision and Wanda to ascend to another level and become the MCU versions of Master Order and Lord (Lady?) Chaos.

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magistrate-of-mediocrity:

astroverted:

How Vision and Scarlet Witch are under the control of Hydra.

~ Secret Empire #5

It’s 2017. Someone please install a firewall in Vision’s operating system. For fuck sake, this is like the tenth time this has happened to him within the last 2 years.

Vision, your whole life was ruined because you had a control chip that made you take over the world. You were stripped of your emotions, your children were erased from existence, and your wife went mad and eventually killed you.

Pls update from Vista.

scarletvisionexchange2017:

Hello and welcome to the 2017 Scarlet Vision Exchange!

What is a Scarlet Vision Exchange, you ask? It’s a fan event, much like the Secret Santa project, only the Christmas theme is replaced by none other than our favorite witch and synthezoid! Here’s how it works: you, Person A, will be assigned to make Scarlet Vision-themed fanwork for Person B and in return, Person C will make Scarlet Vision-themed fanwork for you, and so on.

Who gets paired up with who will be based entirely on what you write in your sign up sheet.

Sounds like something you might want to take part in? Awesome! Then…

FILL OUT THIS SIGN UP SHEET TO PARTICIPATE!

Rules:

  1. Anyone can participate.
  2. You need to fill out the sign up sheet before
    11:59PM PDT on July

    31st. Later submissions will not be accepted.

  3. In addition to filling out the sign up sheet, you must reblog this post. 
  4. This exchange is supposed to be a surprise, meaning once you get paired up with your “giftee” you cannot contact them or in any way hint who you’re making a gift for! If you have a question for your “giftee”, send me a private message on Tumblr and I will forward your question to them and get back to you.
  5. You must complete your fanwork before 11:59PM PDT on September 10th (no extensions)!
  6. You can’t post your gift anywhere (including third party sites) until the corresponding date sometime between September 18th and September 22nd. More on corresponding dates can be found here
  7. Once you complete your fanwork, you must send an email to scarletvisionexchange@mail.com containing the final draft of your work, including it being properly formatted. Read more about proper formatting and submission guidelines here.
  8. Once published, your post must contain #scarletvisionexchange2017 and #sve2017 in the first 5 tags.
  9. Be respectful (hate and bullying of any kind will not be tolerated)!
  10. Have fun!

Schedule:

  • Sign ups: July 6th – July

    31st 

  • Assignment handouts: August 1st
  • Mandatory check-in #1: August 13th
  • Mandatory check-in #2: August 27th
  • Fanwork deadline: September 10th
  • Exchange days: September 18th – September 22nd
  • Treats: September 23rd – ∞

Additional sign up sheets:

  1. Pinch hitter
  2. Beta
  3. Mod (accepting 1-2)

Please note that additional deadlines have to be met if you apply for a pinch hitter, beta or mod.

Read the full schedule, FAQ and submission guidelines here, here and here (important)!

Hosted by @atendrilofscarlet. Contact info here.

Sign ups are halfway over!

I encourage any fan to reblog this–more exposure means more Wanda/Vision content!

Essential Avengers: Avengers #128: Bewitched, Bothered, and Dead!

thebibliomancer:

October, 1974

This title bothers me. It teased me with alliteration and then yanked it away. But I don’t think there’s a good B word for dead. All the best dead words start with d.

Alas.

So in this issue: imminent death and relationship drama. Disembodied heads may glare at Wanda as the hairy hands of Necrodamus loom menacingly toward her. But probably not.

So the combined Avengers and Fantastic Four team are returning from the wedding of Quicksilver and Crystal (see my previous two posts, true believers! ‘Nuff said!) when nature suddenly gets mad and lightning bolts try to murder them.

Everyone dodges around trying not to get hit by lightning while Thor tries to use his command of the weather to clear things up. It does not work.

Oh and Mantis somehow manages to get in some passive aggression against Scarlet Witch while dodging lightning.

I had such hopes at the start. That she and Wanda would be besties. But it was not to be.

Anyway, in the midst of all this panicked running around and mad electrons, Agatha Harkness (babysitter for Franklin Richards and also an actual witch) stands calm as lightning bolts nearly but do not hit her and with some waving she makes the storm clear.

She explains that the storm was a mystical attack directed at her and that she was expecting it. She didn’t warn anyone because fuck ‘em.

Agatha Harkness is pretty great.

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