warstang:

Marvel: Here is a thunder god.

Person A: Awesome!

Marvel: Here is a man that can dabble in the mystic arts.

Person A: Awesome!

Marvel: Here is a bunch of aliens with various personalities and abilities.

Person A: Awesome!

Marvel: Here is a sentient synthetic human being with the capabilities of feeling emotion, super strength, and an all-around ideology of goodness.

Person A: Like omg, why couldn’t Wanda just kill that toaster??

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