Okay, but imagine how hard it is to be a Historian within the Marvel Universe

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

Magneto: But Wanda! I really -am- you father!
Wanda: B-but that’s impossible! The High Evolutionary said–
Magneto: He only knows half of the story! I stole you back from the High Evolutionary and replaced you with clones from another timeline who are long dead and will in no way come back to confuse things further.
Historian: *furiously erasing everything in a notebook* Oh for fuck sake.